Dear friends, we are the lovely secret agents. we are currently located in LOCATION: HAPPENING. our next possible location is yet to be revealed. please support our humble cause of saving the world and making pretty music. if you would like to work with either branch of RIBBON, please feel free to email us at ribbondetectiveagency@gmail.com. please be on the look out for our nemesis EMI (Every Malicious Intent INC.) Love, MROSE and HJ Golightly.

A Report on LOCATION:AVOIDING-DODGEBALL

This evening I went to visit a family from my previous location (LOCATION:AVOIDING-DODGEBALL). I assumed they would be feeding me, so when the kitchen was empty, I was curious. Were they going to starve me to death? But no, they had me get in the car and drove to some unknown destination. We ended up at a kitchen in California. We ate pizza and played tic tac toe. Then we drove back to their house for pie and watched Sinbad. I laughed a lot even though I don’t like stand up comedy.

We talked for several hours about my previous location and my current location. It was awkward, with the secret identity and all. Also they wanted me to come back to LOCATION:AVOIDING-DODGEBALL, but i just can’t leave LOCATION:HAPPENING. When I was leaving (these spy hours are not working for me. I was up at 6 AM and I didn’t get back till midnight.) James the 29th handed me a black garbage bag. I was quite curious, hoping it wasn’t the waiter’s phone number or a giant hanger. These are the only things I could come up with as I was carrying it. However when I returned to LOCATION:HAPPENING I opened it up to find a frame containing several pictures of me with them and with my best friends/fellow detectives. It is one of my favorite birthday presents ever.

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