You look HORRIBLY familiar…

Case Title: The Case of the Missing Snacks

Objective: Find the thief!

Mission: Wait. And watch. Sneakily.

Agent: LaBelle.

Location: Tulips.

Agent LaBelle, currently placed at the previously undiclosed location of Tulips, recieved her mission from headquarters three weeks ago at 1300 hours, cleverly disguised as an email to the whole of ____________, the dorm where LaBelle is placed. Posing as a college student has its perks.

The mission from TPTB read as follows: “There is a thief in our midst, Agent LaBelle! A small Dutch thieving ring, specializing in wooden shoes and wizard apparel, has recently been relocated to Tulips, and is in hiding in the only area in town which has its own zip code, thus creating more easy access to information from the leaders. This band of thieves is known as “the Gimoredemis”. They may be disguised as college students, but be alert for any outbreak of thievery in your sector.”

LaBelle, always eager to escape the monotony of Music Theory aka Spy Theory, eagerly accepted her mission and began to be on the lookout for this mysterious thieving ring. Not long after, a student’s ice cream disappeared from the communal icebox. Following this incident, various other foodstuffs such as cookies, doughnuts and yogurt began to disappear as well. Agent LB, wondering if this was merely a juevenile prank, a case of greediness, or the thieving ring, secretly planted a locator chip in a bag of Totino’s Pizza Rolls® and placed them in the icebox. She began a stakeout, lurking in the lobby on the pretext of composing counterpoint for Spy Music Theory. Two days later, the Pizza Rolls were gone.

With the locator chip safely spirited away to the gang’s hideout, LB alerted TPTB, gave them the information, and allowed them to capture the Gilmoredemis. At the hideout, their secret cache was revealed to be small souvenir wooden shoes with various wizarding House emblems on them, in addition to wooden wands, broomsticks embellished with the insignia Nimbus 2000 and Firebolt.

Agent LB, while finding satisfaction in apprehending and disbanding the smuggling ring, then realized that she had a paper due the next day! Ah, such are the trials of a field agent placed in a college setting.

This is the conclusion of Case 79656.2359, titled Missing Snacks, by Agent LaBelle.