Dear friends, we are the lovely secret agents. we are currently located in LOCATION: HAPPENING. our next possible location is yet to be revealed. please support our humble cause of saving the world and making pretty music. if you would like to work with either branch of RIBBON, please feel free to email us at ribbondetectiveagency@gmail.com. please be on the look out for our nemesis EMI (Every Malicious Intent INC.) Love, MROSE and HJ Golightly.

A Mysterious Finding

The other day I was walking around town, trying to find a job for this poor girl who I’m impersonating. I hope she is having a good time in the Witness Protection Program. I’m sure she will be glad to find a job and one year of homework done when she comes back.

As I was walking around town, I spotted blue footprints. These were not human foot prints, but more like a giant Scandinavian rabbit. Or perhaps Elmo. Then after a block or so, they turned into green footprints. I am highly curious and will hopefully solve this mystery soon. In the meantime, please be on the look out around LOCATION: HAPPENING for someone or something with abnormally large feet.

-H.J. Golightly