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The Scandalous Confessions of AN ANONYMOUS AGENT
Today i left the house and forgot something very important.
It’s imperative that under-cover detectives carry a number of handy items on their person whenever possible: magnifying glass, camera, matches, notebook and pen, whistle, compass, flashlight, bobby pins, chapstick, candy, etc. I would like to encourage all members of the Ribbon Detective Agency and Record Company to take inventory of their handbags.
I will do this also. And i will do my best to never again forget to put on my bra.
In my defense, it was very early in the morning.
Please don’t fire me.
