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Case Title: “The Case of The Missing Roomate”

Objective: Discovery of intentions

Mission: Snoop around and collect evidence.

Agent: Briggy

November 5, 1500 hours: suspect leaves the door to our main room wide open and my accomplices and I are puzzled. On further investigation we find the suspect’s door is also wide open and her belongings are missing from their normal places. Theft is a possibility.

November 5, 1900 hours: Suspect leaves conventionally and does not return. Cleaning products from under the sink have gone missing, as well as the suspect’s bathroom supplies (wash cloth, and towel). Her chair remains in the sitting room.

November 6, 0800 hours: Suspect has still not returned to her place of residence. My curiosity is heightened. I’m moving in to collect further evidence regarding this matter.

November 6, 1300 hours: After further snooping I still cannot draw any conclusions on this matter, though evidence does lead in the general direction of the suspect moving out of her current place of residence. There is nothing in her closet or dresser, and no sheets or mattress pad on her bed.

November 6, 1400 hours: Suspect miraculously returns! My position is critical, I have moved away from the crime scene, but I feel I am still in danger. I hear the suspect and her boyfriend behind the door moving things around…is she gone? Is she moving out? The evidence is inconclusive, only time will tell.