November 2009
12 posts
A Report on LOCATION:AVOIDING-DODGEBALL
This evening I went to visit a family from my previous location (LOCATION:AVOIDING-DODGEBALL). I assumed they would be feeding me, so when the kitchen was empty, I was curious. Were they going to starve me to death? But no, they had me get in the car and drove to some unknown destination. We ended up at a kitchen in California. We ate pizza and played tic tac toe. Then we drove back to their house...
You look HORRIBLY familiar...
Case Title: The Case of the Missing Snacks
Objective: Find the thief!
Mission: Wait. And watch. Sneakily.
Agent: LaBelle.
Location: Tulips.
Agent LaBelle, currently placed at the previously undiclosed location of Tulips, recieved her mission from headquarters three weeks ago at 1300 hours, cleverly disguised as an email to the whole of ____________, the dorm where LaBelle is placed. Posing as...
A Mysterious Finding
The other day I was walking around town, trying to find a job for this poor girl who I’m impersonating. I hope she is having a good time in the Witness Protection Program. I’m sure she will be glad to find a job and one year of homework done when she comes back.
As I was walking around town, I spotted blue footprints. These were not human foot prints, but more like a giant...
The Scandalous Confessions of AN ANONYMOUS AGENT
Today i left the house and forgot something very important.
It’s imperative that under-cover detectives carry a number of handy items on their person whenever possible: magnifying glass, camera, matches, notebook and pen, whistle, compass, flashlight, bobby pins, chapstick, candy, etc. I would like to encourage all members of the Ribbon Detective Agency and Record Company to take inventory...
Operation: Festive Chic
Agent: M
In order not to compromise her current secret identity, it was necessary for Agent H to attend some festive doings at the college she is presumed to attend. She and I arrived on campus almost exactly at 7:00 pm, although there was some scuffle surrounding the exact calibration of her clock. We knew it was imperative that we be Fashionably Late, so we held a short stakeout in the...
snoop
Case Title: “The Case of The Missing Roomate”
Objective: Discovery of intentions
Mission: Snoop around and collect evidence.
Agent: Briggy
November 5, 1500 hours: suspect leaves the door to our main room wide open and my accomplices and I are puzzled. On further investigation we find the suspect’s door is also wide open and her belongings are missing from their normal places....
